"There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." .. (Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica)
(Source: gocomics.com, via late-sunshine)
11:47 am • 21 August 2014 • 23,861 notes
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?
And Microsoft Word?
11:38 am • 21 August 2014 • 85,026 notes
“I’m not the same everyday. There are times where I’m loud and chatty, and there are times when I’m really quiet. I don’t think I can define myself.”
— (via suicidal-dreaminq)
(Source: moonjongupsays, via lick-tish)
8:42 pm • 20 August 2014 • 144,136 notes
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
8:37 pm • 20 August 2014 • 235,518 notes
"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
8:32 pm • 20 August 2014 • 116,543 notes